This has to be the funniest spam I’ve read in a while:

Hello, I am David Smith for Dailywillsupplies.We would like to buy computer accessories.Please can we have Pentium P4 3.0 775 pins computer processor?Or can you please tell us the brand of processors you have in stock and the price per unit of product.We are interested in buying in large quantity of 50 pcs,would like to have the quote for this product and also like to know the best form of payment for this transaction.We await your reply. Thank you. David SMith.

Interestingly, it was sent to my address, which I haven’t used for anything in over two years. I’m actually surprised it’s still active. I guess they forgot I left.