What Not to Say

A phrase you never want to see in a bug report assigned to you: "Please correct this issue." Really? Because bug reports are actually just a forum for people to complain, and me to just stare at and think, "Hahaha, look at all the people with problems; let them suffer!"? Because I'm somehow beholden to you to make everything all right? Try some tact and learn some manners, moron.

Sorry, I'm just a bit cranky this morning, and that set me off.