Suck: Buying $110 worth of clothes, then going to another store, where they give you a 15% off coupon good at the previous store. Awesome: Going back to the previous store, where they let you return and re-buy the stuff with the discount applied.

Suck: Getting two fingers closed in the power windows of a friend’s car. Awesome: Eating lots of Italian cheese and bread.

Suck: Having no plans for the evening. Awesome: Talking on the phone for an hour with a far-away friend.